Thoughts on "obsessed"

Obsessed should have been a fool-proof movie (I don't even have the heart to call it a film). You have a handsome African American lead, an attractive caucasian co-star, more budget than your average hollywood home, and a flock of Beyonce groupies ready to sleep in lines in order to see it first. Unfortunately none of this was enough to make it good, let alone worth wasting money on.
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1.The Soundtrack was probably the best aspect of the movie, and the only reason I didn't leave...That was a complete lie, I wanted to see the fight scene.
The advertising executives did a fantastic job.

2.You'd think that a movie grossing at more than $28 million it's opening weekend would at least have a good detective. Nope, the detective was an idiot, and wasn't able to discern what her purpose was.
"WHAT HAPPENED?"..Isn't that your job, to figure it out?

3.Lately I've been marveling at a lot of things but, the most marvel worthy this week by a long shot would be at how a character with so few lines, featured in so few scenes, could ruin the majority of a movie.
If it weren't for "Smash into you" at the end of the movie I would fully stand by the not-so popular belief that Beyonce Knowles should be seen and not heard.

4."Breathe Bitch Breathe!". Chuckle worthy lines were few and far between. This made all of the bad flirting, winking smiley email attachments, lack of scenery, and unequal racial representation in the picture one thousand times worst.
"Bitch, I told you not to come to my house!", was also noteworthy.

5.It took all of one hundred and one minutes to subsequently find Ms.Knowles stumbling, madblackwomanesque, in louboutins throughout a house in pursuit of a soon-to-be dead white girl. There is no doubt in my mind that this is the only reason that anyone in the entire theatre suffered through all of it.
This could have made a better music video.

6.I think I enjoyed all three minutes of Justin Timberlake's "Mother lover" Saturday night live feature more than any of this movie, excluding the scene with the two lead actresses dueling.
I'm not mad that I spent more than an hour of my life in a theatre complaining..Because I didn't spend any money on it. Not mad at all.
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.N ari

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