If everyone's name was Lil Wayne

There wouldn't be any need for hair salons, we'd all have dreads.

There'd be no need for coherent speech.

In fact they would never fix they lips unless they bout to suck ya dick, bitch.

Blue the puppy would be out of a job.

We'd have grown up watching Red's Clue's.

The term rape would lose relevancy because, we'd let her.

We'd wipe clouds out of our eyes in the morning.

The rivers and sinks would flow with Grape Codeine and liquor.

Voice maturity would be a thing of the past.

..So would articulation

..And making valid arguments.

Instances where one would run up in a nigga house and shoot his grandmother up would not be rare. What?

Your baby could get kidnapped, and ya baby motha fucked.

Admitting to having a venereal disease, actually, being one, would not be a shameful thing.

All girls would have venereal diseases once a month.

You'd be, who I'd be, that's me..

When we were apprehended by female officers (who would consequently also have the name of Lil Wayne) we would be seduced instead of arrested.

Regardless we would volunteer to do the time because her love would be timeless.

We'd all be Libras.

We'd advocate returning niggas to the store for refunds.

Weathermen would be out of a job because, we'd make it rain on the ho's, everyday.

Prostitutes would be accepted in society.

..The law wouldn't care if you were a prostitute, and that you hit every man that you ever knew.

And most importantly, everyone would be the best rapper ever.

..And from Mars