Year of the septa

A coworker of mine is into astrology and did everyone's animal signs,made a complete presentation. Dude even put everything into a nice little manilla envelope,complete with name date of birth blah blah blah. I found mine to be pretty accurate minus a few things,so I figured I'd do Samir's too..All I can say is el oh el.

My comments are in bold.

Nya Ari:Year of the horse
"Handsome horse,you may never realize just how alluring you are. You're hardworking and undertake to accomplish great deeds. But often you're afraid that you won't succeed. Silly horse! You have the strength and wit to move mountains. You're very entertaining and like to make us laugh. You dress well,have enormous charm,talent,and dexterity. No wonder you're so popular (I disagree) .Strong and clever with words, you can talk rings around most people(True dat true dat true do dat dat dat). You're essentially a practical person. You are not, however, that sure of yourself. You must practice hard to set goals for yourself and take charge of your life. Trot out there and dare! The results will give you self confidence and build your self image. Then you can really gallop along at your own pace and knock em dead. Heed the sound advice of family and friends. You need guidance to rein in those many gifts of yours. Abundance will come through hard work. Don't ever dabble in things under handed.Horses make terrible crooks (Word to my freakin mother.) . Start with a home and a family. Settle down. Choose your mate from among tigers,dogs,and even goats. Watch out for that ruthlessly seductive dragon. A horse in love (and you're no exception) is capable of abandoning everything for the sake of pursuing passion(As history has shown us..)..)"

Interesting,right?

Samir S:Year of the goat
"You embody love,beauty,luxury and wealth.But..you are not always ready to go after those commodities for yourself. The chinese say that the goat is only happy when tethered in a fertile field. If the meadow is barren, the goat will be miserable. You need security and structure in order to thrive. Not only are you creative but you are manual. Everything that you touch turns into something beautiful. You're a peaceful person (!!) who seeks structure and harmony.Conflict beffudles you and may cause you to shrug off responsibility. Pursue a career in the arts or related areas.Your craving for opulence means that you'll be needing money. So,make sure that your chosen field is lucrative-or if all else fails-marry someone who can care for your material needs (a-ha,a-ha,a-hahaha) so you can innovate until your hearts content. You have your own sense of time-a uniquely exasperating ability to work for 72 hours straight and sleep for the next 72.Although in love you are sensual and giving,you are often thought to be a flirt. I suggest you stay clear of dutiful dogs and stolid oxen. Country cats and pastoral pigs are your best bets."




.N ari