"A McCain campaign volunteer made up a story of being robbed, pinned to the ground and having the letter "B'' scratched on her face in what she had said was a politically inspired attack, police said Friday.
Ashley Todd, 20-year-old college student from College Station, Texas, admitted Friday that the story was false, said Maurita Bryant, the assistant chief of the police department's investigations division. Todd was charged with making a false report to police, and Bryant said police doubted her story from the start."
I mean,come the fuck on.Obviously Ms.Todd went home amped from another day of moronic Palin comments,fearing the inevitable loss (On November 4th),and decided to take matters into her own hands.So she sat in her dorm for a few hours and formulated a plan (which was near perfect if you ignore the lack of detail). After she made sure that her story included every stereotype possible about black males and their connection to politics she headed into the garage to grab a baseball bat. Than she proceeded to jam the blunt end into her eye (thus the creation of the black eye!). After Ms.Todd regained conciousness she crawled into the bathroom where she looked in the mirror,than grabbed the razor. With trembling hands she carved the letter "B" into her face (neverminding the fact that it was backwards). Later, she would claim that she was assaulted by Black man determined to teach her a lesson about MCcain bumper stickers.
The end.
Yeah,I made a good 99% of that up..
It's probably not far from the truth though.
.N ari
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