The worst lyrics known to man (..or limited to the riders of septa)

Most days I can deal wtih working at a bakery, some days I even love it. Slicing the bread,cleaning the counters, and eating all of the food doesn't normally get to me. It's the radio and some of my co-workers musical choices that really push my buttons.


I can accept the fact that not every hip hop song is going to have substance, and that radio plays what the average listener wants to hear..But damn.

Just because you can rhyme it,doesn't mean that you should.
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1."I'm standing on the podium,I'm tryin to watch my Sodium"-Jeezy,Amazing
Are you now? Interesting..Tell me more.

2."The rookie wanna signin' bonus for that pu nada But my, salary cap won't allow me to give a nada" -Nelly,Shake ya tailfeather

3."There's no need to lie folk, Why you sleepin wit ya eyes closed?"-Timbaland,Get on the bus

4."Thirty-eight revolve like the sun round the Earth."-Jay-z,it's hot
Ayo Jay..The earth revolves around the sun.

5."Don't try to treat me like I ain't famous My apologies, are you into astrology Cause I'm, I'm tryin to make it to Uranus" -Kanye West, Gettin it in

6."I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian Like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian."-Chingy, Balla Baby
This whole time I thought that the japanese and chinese were asian..silly me

7."I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho." -50 cent, Candy shop

8.."Got a Bill in my mouth like I'm Hillary Rodham."-Ali G,grillz
..That's not even called for

9.."Young, black, and famous, with money hanging out the anus." -Mase, Can't nobody hold me down

10."Don't they know my nigga Gutter fuckin' kidnap kids? Fuck 'em in the ass, throw 'em over the bridge."-Biggie,what's beef
You don't tell people that nigga.

11."I'm not cocky, I'm confident.So when you tell me I'm the best, it's a compliment"-Jadakiss,New York
I'm really just tired of hearing people say that.

12."Got diarheea flow, now I shit on nigga.Even when I'm constipated, I still shit on niggaz"-Jeezy , Trap or die

13."I gotta say,you'z a beautiful bitch!"-Juvenile,Rodeo
I bet he gets all the beautiful bitches

14."when I met ya I admit my first thought was to trip, you look so good I'd suck on your daddy's d1ck"-Biggie,me and my bitch
You don't tell people that nigga.

15."And when I was 5, my favorite movie was the Gremlins. Ain’t got shit to do with this, but I just thought that I should mention. ..."-Lil Wayne, Some shit

.N ari