Products of Boredom:Issue II

Maybe I'm just not a happy kid? Maybe I like making lists? Maybe I don't have any friends willing to talk to me at the moment so I'm stuck being an unhappy kid making lists?
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Things that annoy me

1.Kyle on College Hill

2.Going to Pick up packages at a post office,only to realize that you have arrived at the wrong post office and having to call your friend with Swine Flu to get directions.

3.English Teachers.
All of them.

4.The Ricky Bobby Dance, The Halle Berry, The Baby lotion..
Actually,any dance originating from the South.

5.Peter Colbert.
He doesn't deserve an entire hour on comedy Central.

6.Extreme Weather changes.
90 and sunny-59 and drizzling..No.

7.Smelling the subway from the street.
Piss, garbage, and homeless people..Fantastic.

8.Rush Limbaugh.
I think he'd be a slave owner if given the option.

10.The Term Radical used on Barack Obama.
Hm,and the way that Bush spent money was ok?

11.Biweekly paychecks.
C'mooon

12.$10 million libraries full of computers that won't do anything for you.
...

13.Delivery Confirmations.

14.White shoelaces that drag on the ground and get dirty.
I never really learned how to tie my shoes so well. I was always too excited to put them on and go outside.

15.Jack and Jill.
So many complications,so little time.

17.Cracked and worn OG's costing $200
I solemnly swear to never purchase a pair of dicked sneakers.

18.People not understanding the Gay Fish joke.
Me:"Do you like Fish sticks?"
People:"Yeah..Love em"
Me:"What are you a gay fish?Hahaha."
People:"What are you retarded?"
Me:...

19.Party flyers littering the already littered ground.
The 9348907557509 bulletins on myspace and events on facebook will suffice. Thank you.

20.Riding septa.

21.Skipping 16 and not realizing until after when I have nothing else remotely funny to say.
Fuck.
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.N ari