If everyones name were Gucci Mane

We would all wear houses around our necks.

Instead of protecting ourselves with condoms, we would opt to glue diamonds on our dicks.

And instead of condom residue, she'd get diamonds on her tongue, meaning she might choke on them.

We would all love street niggas. Love them.

"Lemon pepper wangs in freeze cups" would actually be relevant at some vendor location.

Everyone else would be stoopid if they spelled stupid correctly.

First we'd get her name, THEN we'd get her number.
I mean, what the hell were we thinking before!?!?!

All the students would leave Spelman to come and be Gucci girls.

We would live at bus stops. Waiting for girls.

Susie would be the only bitch we ever loved.

If she were a prostitute, we wouldn't object to her payment plan.

Sadly, Susie would actually be a smut who failed to love us back.

Axe, Curve, and Versace would all go out of business very quickly. The only cologne we'd need would be Dro. Strong Dro.

Photo shoots would take place everywhere. With the broad, in the mall, at the club, with their girls..Anywhere that a camera phone is handy.

Society would suffer the loss of several ho's every time that we hit the beach and had to take our shirts off.

Two words, LEMON. TEETH.

White diamonds would be referred to as "Caucasian"

White girls? Susie, or Sarah. Nothing else.

The US bureau of citizenship would constantly be at our houses for our many immigrant cars.

The terms cold, chilly, frosty, frigid, wintry, etc would not exist. Everything would be BURR.


(See If everyones name was Lil Wayne )