...Or I am at a loss for topics and have grown tired of writing due to 6 page Composition essays due at midnight.
But don't laugh.
A healthy intimate relationship between two parties can have many benefits, that are not limited to sexual gratification. And because it is a breezy Sunday afternoon with nothing in the air but crisping leaves, the smell of fish fry in the caf, and no classes to be heard of..I will list them for you.
But let us not misinterpret this post as a cry for everyone to buddy up and share their std's with just one partner. Use protection kids.
With that out of the way, I now present to you the benefits that I only rephrased and did not think of by myself. Thank the homies for this one.
The Benefits of having just one sexual partner
You are guaranteed to remember their name in the morning
Actually, the likelihood of you calling them out of their name is very slim, unless you're an idiot.
Don't be an idiot.
They are actually obligated to have sex with you on a consistent basis
The gym won't be necessary, calorie burning will be done in bed.
Spending money on dates? A thing of the past.
Your sleep will not be interrupted by thoughts such as, "That itches..Is that a normal itch? What kind of itch is that? In the morning I'd better..."
You're not wrong for catching feelings.
Wait, wait. Ya niggas cannot (I repeat) CANNOT call you a bitch for catching feelings.
More importantly, you can sing "pillow talk" to them whenever you feel it is appropriate.
"lildartheindiann: its yours"
"lildartheindiann: oh oh one more
lildartheindiann: it wasnt yours at first
lildartheindiann: but now it is!"
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