The red cup theory

You're browsing facebook, you come across a party album. *CLICK*. "WOOOOW! RED CUPS, PEOPLE!!!". Looks like an awesome time right? Little do you know that he hates her, he is fucking her, and the her in the corner will be kicked out of school by next semester for god knows what.

BUT, the red cups tell you otherwise. Look at me, I'm having a great time.








..Until five minutes later when I was praying to the porcelain goddess. My drunken tweets might know more about that night than I do.

But fuck it.

Red cups= Fun...right?